Noel Gallagher's Bar Bill

On the current tour, Oasis mainstay Noel has been doing a bit of an on line diary. Yep, that's right Oasis understand Web 2.0 and social media....

Fresh from playing in Germany Noel posted his bar bill....

29 pints of Guinness
16 pints of Strongbow
6 pints of Jupiler (whatever the fuck that is!)
4 pints of Heineken
3 Gordon's gin
5 Sauza Tequila
12 Bacardis
11 Vodka Stolis
14 Jameson whiskey
10 Bushmills Malt
16 bottles of Coke
7 bottles of tonic
4 7-Up

...and this is the weed killer: 1 glass of Port and a packet of Cheese and Onion crisps!!??

All came to a colossal €708.40. Bargain.

Noel prefaced the bill with:

"Urgh! My head hurts today. Had a bit of a smash-up last night. Where? But an Irish bar of course. Me and Cool Prophet were the last ones left at it - again! So I got left with the bar bill - which I've just found in my pocket"

For those wondering, Cool Prophet is Noel's nickname for Gem Archer.